Adventures in Casting Calls

I come across some very interesting casting calls when I'm looking for acting gigs. Sometimes the character descriptions are so absurd they make me laugh. 
Heavyset princess type gym goer I applied to this one, even though I couldn't for the life of me figure out what a heavyset princess type gym goer would look like. 
Hot model types Am I hot? Am I a model type? I never apply to these because even though I think I'm hot, I know the main stream version of hot is a few sizes smaller than I am. 
Background with 3-legged mixed breed dog.  Well, my dog is a mix of pit bull and shar pei, but she has four legs, so I was out for this one. 
African American Female with slender build I had to double check with my husband whether or not I had a slender build. He assured me that I did not. lol
Male or female same sex couple with kids for a Christmas photo for the Catholic Church. I thought this was a very interesting one. I don't fit this, obviously, but I'm really interested in whatever campaign the Catholic Church is planning that will include recognizing same sex couples and families. 
Sexy leg double needed. Size 8.5-9. Send photos of legs.  I looked at my legs and decided they weren't sexy enough. Had I applied, it'd be the first time I'd have to send in a photo of just my legs lol. 
Females needed to portray sexy, curvy, Latina club goers.  Female? check. Sexy? check. Curvy? check. Latina?....darn lol
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